automatically:

thank god i’m not a cow

automatically:

thank god i’m not a cow

slendrr:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal


huge deal. don’t think people realize

slendrr:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

huge deal. don’t think people realize

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

how to ruin a hispter post in less than 32 sec

particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

himapapaftw:

some of my friends have really awful parents and i wish i could punch their parents in the gut and then take my friends somewhere where they can be happy and not have to worry about the bs they have to put up with

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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Girls Are So Hot

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

rodack:

RWJ has been trapped inside of a windowless cube for almost 10 years now, the walls, ceiling, and floor are just comic strips, his only contact to the outside world is through a camcorder that automatically uploads his hours of insane, near incoherent ramblings to a cloud storage for a video production company in new york that then severely edits down the footage into something presentable for the front page of youtube

rodack:

RWJ has been trapped inside of a windowless cube for almost 10 years now, the walls, ceiling, and floor are just comic strips, his only contact to the outside world is through a camcorder that automatically uploads his hours of insane, near incoherent ramblings to a cloud storage for a video production company in new york that then severely edits down the footage into something presentable for the front page of youtube

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.

"I was born ready for walkies.”

  • Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
  • Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
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